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Intro Animation: Lee Thompson (IG / YT) @leethompsonart
Assistance with Lego Calculations: Sands @SandsGC u0026u0026 Tony Santos @TonyStoodios
End Credits Composer: Claire Wickes @clairewritesmusic
Intro Composer: @palmers_medic
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Virtual Production Platform: Aximmetry https://aximmetry.com/

DISCLAIMER – Updated May 2025
This program operates under the rhetorically hyperbolic banner “CRIME IS LEGAL” to highlight—and satirize—our view that modern enforcement mechanisms are lax, uneven and insufficient. The slogan does not assert that illegal conduct is actually permissible; it underscores regulatory gaps and the impossibility of declaring something as illegal on a factual basis.

All content herein constitutes commentary and opinion based on investigative journalism conducted with (i) publicly available documents, (ii) interviews, and (iii) other verifiable sources. References to “scams,” “fraud,” “theft,” or related terms are made in the same rhetorically hyperbolic context of “CRIME IS LEGAL” and should not be taken as definitive findings of fact or legal conclusions. Facts, evidence, and independent analysis are used in this program to draw strongly opinionated conclusions, but it is important to draw a sharp distinction between the facts and evidence presented, and the opinions drawn based on such material.

To be absolutely clear: Facts and evidence may be given to support the author's opinion that something is a "scam" or a "grift", but the final conclusion itself is inherently subjective.

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